I've been following the reports of President Obama's accomplishments during the first 100 days of his term with interest. I'm not sure what we can learn during such a short amount of time, but here's a start.
1) He's not George Bush.
2) He is handsomer and suaver than George Bush.
3) He might be spending my kids kids money right now (sorry future grandson/part cylon boy Zyklar 5000)
4) He's not George Bush.
But it did get me thinking. What the hell have I done in the past 100 days of any significance?
1) I taught my 2 year old son how to say "Monster Truck" in the monster truck "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY" guy voice.
2) I joined Facebook. Realized I was old. Saw my sister and brother join as well. Felt younger.
3) I joined Twitter. I have 999,9999 less followers than Ashton Kutcher.
4) I started blogging.
5) I helped move my sister in law into an apartment the size of a Yugo. (but its a lovely place, Dee Dee)
6) I forgot my password to Twitter.
7) I backed my car out of the garage but inconveniently left the passenger side mirror in the garage.
8) I didn't authorize shooting any pirates, but did watch "Thor: Hammer of the Gods" on Sci-Fi.
9) I watched my 401K fund turn into "beer money" overnight.
10) I'm not George Bush either.
My 100 days grade: C-
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I'm gonna bump you up to a solid "C" because you DID have to carry my heavy furniture and shit up six flights of stairs. And in general, made a really really hard day for me, well, less hard.
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